I never thought women were less than in any way until I got to high school. I remember that feeling when men and boys made fun of me. You’d say a joke and they’d say it louder. That’s why I wanted to be funny. I got competitive with boys who thought that they were overpowering and more funny. I just got louder and funnier. I became somewhat of a clown. I was like, “I’m funny and loud too so let’s bring it.” I’ve always had that combative attitude. A lot of times, after a show, some crew guy will say, “You’re really good, you’re really funny.” He’s shocked that I’m funny or that I’m good. I used to get mad when we were first touring. Tour guides would look down on me and ask all the stupid questions they’d never ask a guy. I try to laugh it off and maybe I make a snarky comment and make them feel stupid. I believe in myself and I’m very supportive of my female friends and artists. When I first started, there were definitely people who said I shouldn’t wear my glasses. But I hate contacts. I’m not getting Lasik and I’m pretty blind, so I’m wear my glasses. My mother wore her glasses never did her nails or made up her hair. I’ve never called myself a feminist, I just was one since birth.
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
With a name like Karma, you should me more cautions of your schemes
So I just completely fell in love with Faking It, just like everyone appears to have done.
"I am dying to see how this plays out" ME TOO, GAY GUY WHOSE NAME I AM YET TO LEARN
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
FAKING IT IS FUCKING FABULOUS AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.
I’m not crying, it’s ok
Did you run your marathon like that?
It was so much easier for the training, ‘cause, really sweaty, y’know. So much easier just to wash the hair - half the time! I’m probably lighter as well.
I’m assuming one kind of turn was probably a lot easier and the other turn was, like, a huge draft.
i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child
oh good god i fucked up
Does Helsinki have to have like only 2-3 gay bars? We were almost about to go to one, but then we didn’t. Fuck this shit. How do I meet girls DD:
How to meet girls:
Go to aquarium
Go to the aquarium again
Go to the aquarium every day
Get a job at the aquarium
Go into shank tank
…wait. Shit, this is how to meet sharks. Sorry, I don’t know how to solve your problem.